Life, Phones, Apartments, Buses….
January 13, 2006
And we’re back from that long commercial break. So when I left you all, I was getting on the plane in LA, hoping to get to San Jose safely. I did, with a run-like-in-Home Alone-moment in the Panama airport. I got on the flight to San Jose and lo and behold, when I got through customs, both bags were there! How nice of them to put them both on the flight.
I managed to get to my hostel, after 3 men immediately descended upon me when I walked outside. What part of me said “I need help”? The part that I had bags that collectively weigh more than me, or that I was dragging the 54 pound backpack because it was too heavy, or that I was looking around wildly for a sign with my name on it. Well, being female in a foreign country, they were all too eager to help. After a few phone calls, and 2 of them rushing off to be the first one to get their van to me, I managed to get in a van, and was whisked away to my hostel. I didn’t remember any of the city until I saw the Mall San Pedro, a landmark I used when booking our hostel. I only used this cuz this is how everyone uses landmarks and addresses here. I should point out that there are in fact no addresses. Here is a typical way of giving directions: “from the mall San Pedro, walk 400 metres north, 200 metres west, look for the red building on the corner with flowers out front.” RIGHT!!!!! By the way, I have no idea if there really is a red building 400 metres north and 200 metres west of the mall, it was just an example.
Anyways, I checked in to the hostel, fixed myself up a bit, and went exploring. Since Kurt wasn’t coming for several hours, I figured I would head to the Mall and see about trying to get phones. Well, I found a phone store, and um, I don’t know if cell phone theft from stores is common, but apparently they have some issues or something cuz there was a guard outside, with a huge machine gun. Yikes!
So I asked in that phone place, and at several kiosks in the mall about getting a phone. In Spain, we went to the store, bought pre-paid phones, they hooked em up, and voila! Chatting away we were. Or texting I should say. So we thought we would do the same here. Not so much. You need a residence to get a phone here. The big question is this: how to look for a residence with no phone? But no residence, no phone. Um, ok.
I walked around the mall, decided I was hungry, and went to the food court. Am I in Costa Rica or America? KFC, McDonald’s, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, Quizno’s were all choices I had. I went to KFC, ordered some food, they even had root beer! I asked for root beer, and then she asked me if I wanted “original or crispy”. Only I didn’t understand at first with the accent (or ree gee nahl o krrrreeeesppeee). Original or krispy what? Root beer? Cuz that was what I was thinking, since I had just asked for root beer. OHH, original or crispy chicken! Original, I answered.
I tried to use my calling card to call home in the public phone, but it didn’t work. “Numero prohibido.” Prohibited number? Uh oh, this isn’t good. No residence, no phone. No allowed number to use my calling card? This is getting better and better.
I continued walking around the mall, and then went back to the hostel. By this point it was only a little after 3pm, Kurt isn’t due to arrive till after 9. Great! I bought 2 newspapers, and went back to read them, but fell asleep. I had gotten up Monday in LA around 8:30. I slept a little on the plane, but who gets good sleep on the plane. And I had a fabulous travel pillow received from Aly for Xmas, but where was it? In my checked bag. Wonderful planning on my part. So I fell asleep. Now, in Spain, I always made fun of Kurt for all of his siestas, but hey one needs her beauty sleep now and then right? I woke up, went out looking for some dinner (this time I found Subway), and went back to wait in the hostel for Kurt. I had asked to go to the airport, but they said they would charge both ways for 2 people, so I stayed put. Finally after 11, he showed up. Whew!!!
Wednesday, Jan 11
We slept in, and fooled around a bit emailing home and looking for apartments. This was going to be a challenge I told Kurt because of the phone situation.
We went back to the mall, and attempted to use the ATM to get money. Both of our cards didn’t work in one machine, so we got a little nervous. Then we found another, and Kurt’s worked, but me, not so much. I went into the actual bank part, but needed my real passport not a copy to get money out. First rule of thumb, never travel with your passport. So while I can’t have money, Kurt can be my sugar daddy. Works for me!
We left the mall, after finally having some typical Costa Rican food: rice, beans, chicken and mushrooms, and a small salad. All for the equivalent of $3!!! A plato del dia in Spain would cost over $12! I could get used to this, since KFC only cost about $4, and Subway about $3 per sandwich. Another bizarre thing is that a lot of stuff is listed in American dollars. Big prices, like rent on apartments, not small things like food. So we went walking towards the university, and found 2 language schools on the way. One from here, one Berlitz, a worldwide school who wouldn’t so much as look at us in Europe without papers. Well the guy from Berlitz chatted with us for a while, but their pay is horrendous. One thing about working abroad is that your pay by American standards is terrible, but by that country’s standards it might be okay. When he showed up the pay, and it comes to less than $4 an hour, um, thanks, but no thanks. The good news is I was able to get money from an ATM, apparently you can’t withdraw from savings, only checking accts.
We walked all over the place, tearing off little apt advertisement signs. We just kinda explored, then decided to go back and try calling some places. Our hostel let us use the phone for free, awesome, and we set up an interview to see one place immediately, and one the next morning. So about those directions:
Here they were for the one in the morning: Go to the Banco Nacional de Costa Rica next to the Outlet Mall, walk 500 meters south, and 100 meters west. It is the yellow building with palm trees out front. See you at 10:30!!
I thought Dusti and I had troubles finding places!!! Spain may not have been the best street-labeled place, but at least they had made the attempt!!
We did go see one place (meet me at the dining hall on the U. of Costa Rica campus—again, sure). That was a studio, and about $250 per month, not bad, but really tiny.
Yesterday we got up and had that fabulously well-marked appt. We asked the guys in the hostel, and they told us which direction to turn (right at the bank, right again after that). Holy smokes, what a brilliant system after all! There was the apartment building right there!!! We were shown 3 different apartments, 2 downstairs, one upstairs. One bedrooms, so at least an upgrade from our studio in CO.
They said the lease was a minimum of 3 months, but preferred at least 6. So here comes the dilemma: take this apt, not knowing if we want to stay in San Jose, but get out of the hostel and unpack a bit, and have a place to call home, but this is only the second place we have seen. Kurt and I, being the awesome decision makers that we are, took the place. Also, keeping in mind that if we decide to bail, we lose out on our $375 deposit and $375 rent for January. Nervous the whole time, we signed the lease, went to our hostel and “moved out”, and schlepped our crap about 1 mile or so through the non-sidewalked streets and ran across the road (escaping from TJ-style) both times. Again, being the awesome pre-planners that we are we had tried to bring as much crap as we could, but that meant our suitcases and backpacks weighed a TON.
We decided that we needed a few necessities for our new pad, so our new landlord dropped us off at the Hiper Mas (after he took us to the bank to get out money to pay the rent and deposit). Hiper Mas is like Hiper Cor in Spain, a sorta of Wal-mart super center place. Well, we were told to take the “Periferica” bus home, so we asked where to pick it up. I should mention here that the Spanish word “coger” in Spain means “to take”, as in “take the bus” or “take the metro” or whatever. It is a very normal word in Spain. However, in Latin American Spanish, “coger” means “to fuck or screw”. So one must be very careful when you ask where you can “coger el autobus” because in this case you are asking “where can I fuck the bus??” Nice. And it can make for some interesting looks from people. So we asked some crazy looking lady where the Periferica bus picked up and she said across the street. More TJ dashing. Then we asked over on that side and some guy told us on the other side. Now Costa Rica is modern enough that there are only 2 sides to a street. So now what? We dashed TJ style back to the first side. The bus showed up, we got on, and well, an hour and a half later we found our stop. Apparently the crazy lady was right, cuz in reality we were only less than 2 miles from our place. The good news is that we got a tour of San Jose. The bad news: massive DUMP.
I had been here in college, 8.5 years ago, and spent the majority of my time in San Jose. What happened in the last 8.5 years? Holy smokes this place looks awful. Dirt, filth, trash, graffiti, you name the nastiness, it is here. This is not the San Jose I remember. For more info, read Kurt’s impressions on his blog (
http://www.coffeeandbananas.blogspot.com/)
This is supposed to be what is classified as a 2nd world country??? I don’t even want to think what 3rd world looks like then. We did finally make it home, and unpacked a bit.
Friday, January 13
We got up in our new home, got on the Internet to see about jobs and such, Kurt made a few phone calls, and it turns out that we may have jumped the gun a bit when signing a lease. Apparently this one lady has jobs, plenty or them, better housing for cheaper, and even an opportunity on the coast. CRAP. Remember how we said the worst we lose is the money invested? Well, when you don’t have that to spare, it hurts to lose it. Now we sit and wonder what to do. We set up a few interviews for next week, so what more to do? Now we’re off to the beach, no sense in sitting around and banging our heads into the wall, might as well get out and see a bit of what I remembered to be a phenomenal country. Stay tuned for my next adventure from Jaco.